Not Me Monday: Rylie themed.

So Friday we took Wyatt to his 9 month baby check. After each of his appointments we have a standing date with the Rosenberg ladies in Durango. We lunch, we shop, we go to the park. Well at lunch Friday we hit a kid friendly restaurant and placed our order. During which Rylie told me she had to go to the potty. We went. With Wyatt in tow I was unable to wash her hands properly so we headed back to the table for some hand wipes to finish the job. I then realized I had left my bag in the car and asked Liz if I could borrow one of hers. She obliged and I handed one to Rylie and asked her to "wipe up". I handed Liz back her case and turned back around to check on my girl. I did not turn around to find Rylie with her pants to the ground wiping her bottom., in the middle of the restaurant. Guess I need to be more clear next time.

During our day trip to Durango we also hit up Wal-Mart. I had promised Rylie some Play-Doh, and of course she remembered. So once we arrived home she was ready to play. It entertained her perfectly as I fed Wyatt his dinner. She even found it quite funny to make a hot pink mustache and put it over her paci. Lets just say I did not then spend the next 20 minutes digging out her new pink boogers. A q-tip and nose sucker were not involved.

Once "all" was clear Rylie decided she needed to go poo-poo. "Good Job", I replied as I went to check on her.We flushed and were unsuccessful. It most certainly did not clog the toilet. She is only 2, right!?....... Her dad does not refer to her poop as "Man-Poop".

What a day! However this only takes me back to Wednesday when Rylie was getting dressed. She is in the "I do it allll by myself mom!!!" phase. So there she stood over her outfit starting to dress herself. I turned away only to hear, "oh no! oh no! oh no! I can't stop my pee-pee" . I did not turn to find Rylie, pant less, squatting over her clothes, literally trying to hold her pee-pee in, only to have it gushing through her fingers. I did not laugh out loud at this site.

My sweet girl keeps me in stitches.
Often.

Wyatt's appointment went pretty smooth. We are thrilled with our new pediatrician's office. Love Love Love them. Sweet boy weighed in at 18lbs 3 ozs. Gaining less then a pound in the last three months. And only a little over two in the last five. The doctor says he seems fine and healthy but wants us to add some healthy fats to his diet. She even commented on how tone and strong he was. Takes after his daddy I say. I explained to her his nursing has taken a back seat to the world. He does great when its quiet but if anything else is going on its simply a snacky snack that lasts for 2.5 seconds. He also got two shots and handled it like a champ once again. I discussed his Seperation Axiety. It seems the last few days I cant even go to the bathroom without a major meltdown. She reassured this was normal and showed I was doing my job as a mom. There is no doubt he has formed an attachment. ;) He is continuing to take on the world. He has yet to pull himself up into a standing position but loves to stand and move along the furniture. He just loves to stand. Period. He even tried (unsuccessfully) to walk off some of the furniture a few times. I think this boy is going to have a few more bumps and brusies then his sister. But oh do I love him.

...by the way don't tell my dad Wyatt is driving a pink car and wearing Avery Ana's outfit. He wouldnt be to keen on that (ha!)

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So Wyatt is getting interested in finger foods lately. Since he is also teething I bought him some teething biscuits to nibble on. He loves them. If you have ever given these to your children you know how messy they ARE! So the other day while preparing dinner I give Wyatt his "treat". He chews on it and rubs it ALL OVER HIS FACE. I wipe him up, give him his dinner, and wipe him up again. A little while later as we are getting ready for bed. Rylie looks at him and says "What Wyatt got on his face mom?" I totally DID NOT miss his entire forehead and almost put him to sleep this way. I certainly do not need a two year old to help me keep my 8 month old clean.



My neighbor has been out of town the last week or so. She asked me to help out watching her dog while they were gone. Simple. Just let her out in the morning, feed her, refill her water, and put her back in at night. NO PROBLEM. Well I felt bad for the poor little girl so one day on our walk to the mail box I decided to take her with us. I most certainly did not use Reddog's leash. Rylie decided she wanted to "walk" Amiga so she held the leash. She did great. Until. Amiga decided to poop in someone else's yard. I gasped out of surprise. Rylie freaked out at my "said gasp" and let go of the leash. Being the leash was a retractable one, it did not zip right up and land directly under Amiga's bum. And she most certainly did not poop right on the handle. Rylie did not cry hysterically in the middle of the road. When I went to pick up the leash the wind did not push the stroller in circles because I had only put one brake one. I did not panic. No scenes were caused so I did not leave the poop in the neighbor's yard.

and I TOTALLY put sunscreen on Rylie. Everywhere I was supposed too. Not just her back. She is not fried in the front. Sweet Girl.

and here is some more fun. I AM loving this new camera.

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So while playing with Rylie last week I totally got bugged out by her bangs. I was never going to cut them. I wanted her hair to grow long and one length. But I did. And I must continue to, for a little while. Rylie has my hair. I have my mom's hair. We have a ton of it, its very fine, and it takes forever to grow. But her bangs seem to flow freely and in her eyes and grow so fast. So the other day, as we played I decided it was time for a trim.

And so, with no further adieu,



I did not poke my beautiful daughter in the eye as I cut her hair. I most certainly did not do it with the scissors. I am the best mother ever.

Sheesh.

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I totally spaced on this last week Well not totally, but I kinda forgot. So today on the 32nd Anniversary of my birth I will try it again. Let's see......

While cleaning the bathroom I was not totally grossed out by the fact that there was toothpaste on the wall. I did not scrub the wall. Its so easy to teach a toddler to brush her teeth.**** I totally did not just place all the blame on a two year old. Because she is the only one that brushes her teeth, right....sheesh.

I did not watch several episodes from the first season of Jon and Kate Plus Eight.....and like Kate. All of a sudden. And wonder, what happened to them.

I did not get my hair cut for the first time in 15 months. I get it cut every 6 weeks just like they recommend.

More on the Grandfolk visit later. Off to enjoy my birthday and likely make my own birthday cake!! haha

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I did not forget it was Monday.
But since its a holiday let's just let it slide.

We have had nothing but rain for days. I know you east coasters have little sympathy, but we just aren't used to gray sky's and moisture. Its nice and relaxing the first day but the second and third and fourth, well they ain't so fun. And don't even get me started on Myron being pinned up in the house on a holiday weekend, not pretty.

So yesterday we went to the swim park with our sweet friends Jay and Allison. They are so good with our kids and love to play just as much as we do. It was a great way to beat the rainy week blues. Wyatt thought it was a big hit as well. I think this kid loves the water more then Rylie (which I thought was impossible)



And on Wednesday my dad, the husband to my mother, the grandfather to my children, the man who came to my house and installed our garbage disposal while rearranging the cupboards, will begin his Mississippi River Adventure. Isn't it cool to be able to say you have fulfilled a lifelong dream. He should be able to say that come August and I find that quite inspiring. Dad or Popeye as the kids call him, will be sailing the Mississippi from top to bottom. He will head to Minnesota with a couple of buddies on Wednesday. Follow his adventures here and please pray for his journey to safe and successful!!

Love ya dad!!!

Cleanliness may be an issue in this post.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

• While unpacking from our vacation I did not find a pair of dirty socks. Tucked under the cover of suitcase cover. From our last trip east. April 2008. Did I mention they were "not dirty."
• I "was not" excited to find these socks. Even though they were "clean".
• I did not take the kids to the grocery story Friday and run into almost everyone I knew. I then realized I had totally brushed my teeth that day.
• While on vacation and trying to entertain the toddlers I did not teach them how to do cartwheels. While attempting said cartwheels I did not land in poo, (in the yard). Since dogs are not allowed in this particular vacation home I did not immediately ask Gracen if she pooped outside. I mean she hasn't done it at preschool or anything and my child would NEVER do such a thing.
• Therefore, I did not step in my own child's poop.

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And speaking of, Rylie is finally getting the whole potty thing.There is no turning back now. I mean she is not an expert yet but we are so getting there. I am so proud of her. I guess she just had to be ready. And I can't say it hurt for her to be so interested in Gracen using the potty. Big girl really showed her how it was done. Little Miss Rylie Jayne also came back talking up a storm, growling like a T-Rex, and tying people up. Who knew what one 3 year old could teach another. I wonder what she taught Gracen?


We have spent the better part of the weekend getting back on our sleep schedule. We kinda let the kids go wild on vacation. They would go to bed a dark and wake at 5 or 6 am. Mostly Wyatt of course but the first few mornings Rylie could not wait to see what her friend was up to. Rylie has actually been quite the champ. She has gone down early and slept until almost 9 every morning. Wyatt is another story, he has decided waking up every three hours was really fun. I mean I did let him sleep in the bed with us while on vacation. Since we all shared a room I figured one screaming baby was enough and this quieted him quickly. He just misses us. I suppose it will take a week or so to get back on track. I think we can do it.

For those of you that don't know my dad, Popeye as Rylie calls him (so fitting), is off next week for his Mississippi adventure. I am really excited for him. Rylie wants to go too! Follow his adventures along with us here!!!!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.



I in no way shape or form ate chocolate sprinkles in order to satisfy a sweets craving. I didn't eat any star's either.

I "did not" buy an EZ Bed ,for Rylie's travels, on eBay for only .99 cents. Of course I read all the disclosures before bidding and was well aware I was only receiving the sleeping bag....not the air mattress.

I "was not" cleaning out Rylie's closet only to find the Easter Grass. I knew it was there all along.

I "did not" try to actually get dressed EVERYDAY this week only to end up in my "sports bra, tank top, work-out carpi" uniform.

I "did not" let Rylie help me clean out the bathroom cabinet. In which she did not take out two panty liners and stick them in her shirt like they were nursing pads. She picks up on WAY to much.

Oh and I just "LOVE" the word Panty.....ugh.

Moab...here comes Rylie.
5 more days!!!

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not let Rylie splash in the bathroom sink and Wyatt watch her in his excersaucer so I could take my first shower in three day's. Like I said before I have PLENTY of time for shower's.

I am pretty sure Lisser WAS NOT grossed out by the fact I hadn't had a shower in so long. You probably aren't either, right?

I did not consider calling poison control to see if a two year old could O.D. on Sparkle Lip Gloss. Rylie can surely put it down and control herself. She is two after all.

Myron did not put the pepper in the cabinet above the stove and look for it for two days. He also did not keep asking me where I had put it. Because of course I lost it. I always use the pepper and never salt.

(Hangin out on the couch in the a.m.)(the sparkle lip gloss incident)
(putting our babies to bed)
(Wyatt's first banana)
(talking to Barbie on the phone)

(working in the kitchen on the 'puter)

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not think the sweetest thing I ever heard was Rylie singing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star during the sermon at church on Sunday. She of course "did not" sing very Loudly. We then did not realize this is her new way of getting attention. Singing.

I did not get mad at myself for forgetting to put my signature on ALL my posts.

I did not try to think of ways to nominate myself for TLC's What no to wear. The clothes in my closet surely aren't the same one's I had when I lived back east. When I worked for Gap. I have PLENTY of places to shop here in our town: pop 1000.

I did not ask my husband where the Rocky Mountain Goats came from on our drive to no where this weekend. He also did not reply "Mars".

I did not just click into a "Secret Blog" I share with some other ladies and wonder why I was growing a penis?!

**So this weekend on that trip to no-where we met up with my cousin Jim , his sweet family, and Aunt Barb and Uncle Duane. We had wanted to make a trip to the Sand Dunes but the weather was not our friend and we were not sure how far it would be for the Bonner's to drive. So we met half way in Fort Garland, Co. I am sure you have not heard of it. I don't recall even seeing a stop light. One thing about the west is it can be miles and miles and miles and mile and miles before anything appears. And then its usually not much. But the visit was lovely. And although there was snow in the air and Christmas decorations in the restaurant we ate, talked, and enjoyed our extended family. They are such great people.

(I only remembered after I proof read.....geez)

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Caution: it might be a bit graphic for some viewers...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

• "Oh no not me" I didn't put Rylie in front of the computer, to watch Nursery Rhymes on You Tube, so I could just have a moment of peace and quiet. No mam' not me.
• And I sure didn't break down let her take a shower with me either. I have plenty of time to do that you know.
• Oh no, I didn't need to look in the mirror and actually lift up my butt to see how much it had sagged after two babies. No way, I didn't do that. Its actually much firmer.
• I certainly did not run to the restroom at the new pediatricians office (without even checking in). After you have to babies your muscles get stronger. You can hold "it" forever.
  
• I did not download Skype to my computer even though I don't have a camera......yet. So please "don't" tell me if you have one. I sure "don't" want to talk to you or have the opportunity to see you. I love living thousands of miles away and not seeing you. Ever.
  

And here are some pictures from our Easter Sunday.
Hope yours was just as sweet.

{ I need to go to bed ma}
{"dis is Aeelle" }
Translation: This is Ariel. Thank you Easter Bunny.

Not Me Monday

(rules click here)

1. 
   
   I "did not" let Wyatt play with Barbie.


2. 
   
   I "did not" get jealous of the women at the pool, with babies younger then mine, and their rock hard abs.


3. 
   
   I "did not" try to hide Rylie after she pointed out the "boobies" in the locker room.


4. 
   
   I "did not" bribe my daughter with chocolate so I could pick clean out her nose
   


5. 
   
   I "do not" think that Jennifer McKinney [aka Mckmama] might be one of the most faithful, trusting, strongest women EVER.

***I think that helps make a Monday fun and I am going to try to make it a weekly thing. Another fun thing, Wyatt is (drum roll please) 6 months old today! I just cant believe this little man is growing so fast, we continue to fall more and more in love with him every day.

Uncle Johnny rocks...updated!

Rylie got to play with her Uncle Johnny today and BOY did she have fun!!!!!
Actually I wouldnt be surprised if Uncle Jon and Dad had just as much fun at they playground as she did!!

And in honor of Mckmama's Not Me Monday.

1. I DID NOT become addicted to Twitter checking on Stellan.
2. I DID NOT wake up extra at night to check on Wyatt thinking of Stellan.
3. I DID NOT try check think of a fun way to write out Stellan's name.
4. I DID NOT think of how this little fella has touched so many lives.
5. I DID NOT laugh out loud at the older kids getting to eat at McDonalds. Have they ever done that before?:)